Plan B is the new Plan A
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
