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That's how twitter works, right?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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