VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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