I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Bring me that man meat
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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