Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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