Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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