I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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