If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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