When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
How external is "for external use only"?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The uberlube is also flammable
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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