Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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