Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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