A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Are we still banned from the library?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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