Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its about making memories worth repressing
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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