We're like a lot better than the average bears
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My ass is underappreciated
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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