Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
sex in a hospital.. check
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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