hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
