so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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