yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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