Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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