sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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