I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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