Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I believe in your delicious
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
