I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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