This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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