You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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