i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
