Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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