You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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