dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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