Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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