So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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