so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
