glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
id be glad to
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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