This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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