Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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