can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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