we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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