Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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