i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I met the friendliest cop last night
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
