I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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