I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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