that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
