I wanna bring you to show and tell
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Pooping to opera.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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