It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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