We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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