chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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