Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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