what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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