She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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