We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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