He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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