I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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